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Brandon Klingerman

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy
I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.
by YouTuber”jaystation” August 23, 2023
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The Brandon Special

When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.
We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!
by Darla Defective September 25, 2020
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Brandon Ross

DAAAAMMMNNN!!! Brandon Ross dick big as a skyscraper!!
by SexyGirl9674809 December 11, 2017
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Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.
Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.
by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017
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Brandon Badcock

Is often a bot at fortnite and other video games.He is not that smart and is a bad person.
by Bill neye December 23, 2018
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