by BATZ:. April 22, 2025

by A!@#$%^&*() January 16, 2016

by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021

A game children play that involves whacking one another in the nipples with a bat.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.
Guy One: *Nipple Bats Guy Two with a bat* Nipple Bat!
Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!
Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!
by Uncle Jerthru July 26, 2016

When you are in a state of sobriety.
When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.
"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023
