zombie america

Idiots that frequent trendy places like Santa Monica CA.

People that voted for Obama are likely infected inhabitants of zombie america.

zombie america by 07TuscaniGT October 17, 2013

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Sweet America

When you drink a whole can of Arizona tea and have some left in your mouth. Wait about an hour to let the tea savor into your tongue. Then have your companion have their ass cheeks open for you to spit the tea in and you fuck the asshole untill you bust. When you bust you stick a firework in the asshole and light it up. The nut and shit and the tea will protect the asshole but make the firework explode louder and bigger

(Girl 1)It was fourth of July and we did sweet America! (Girl 2) whaaat my man did that last year! (Girl 3) I wanna do it.

Sweet America by Loko.123 January 4, 2017

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Make America Decent Again

A campaign slogan for re-uniting the Divided States of America. Joe Biden didn't use this slogan for his campaign

Joe Biden's inaugural speech be like: We will make America Decent Again! We will Build Back Better!

Make America Decent Again by 1234567890abcdefghij September 27, 2020

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captaiin.america

They are the sweetest most amazing friend you'll ever have. They have an amazing personality and is a lovely person to talk to and will always be by your side and give you support when you need it. Also, they are superior and just so beautiful. You'll fall head over heels for them (whether in a romantic way or not).

"Are you friends with captaiin.america?"

"Yes I am and they're the bestest friend I could ever ask for"

captaiin.america by Emily.romanoffhiddleston September 5, 2021