Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside

Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna

by Johnny Sins's son November 22, 2021

Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red

Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell

by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021

Alaskan Thunderstorm

The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.

“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”

by fart+piss+shit+cum=screenshot December 7, 2021

Alaskan Gutterskunk

A man who finds pleasure in a women farting during anal.

Johnny is a such an Alaskan Gutterskunk. Amy farted and he didn’t last 10 more seconds.

by Claytorious January 8, 2022

Alaskan Shrekmantha

When you cut a hole in the front of your shrek body pillow and then fill it with shampoo and proceed to fuck it until you cum 10 consistent times.

Today I did an alaskan shrekmantha to a pillow.

by BIG M23 February 15, 2022

Alaskan YMCA

A YMCA where men go to jerk their dicks when the cum dries and becomes flaky you can play in it as you would snow

Bro wanna cum (pun intended) to the Alaskan YMCA

by BIG M23 February 16, 2022

Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 28, 2022