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Assholecrust

(ass-hole-krust) N. 1.)The crust of an asshole 2.) One who posseses generally deviant and/or immature behavior.
"Dude, I cant stand that guy Andrew and his towel snapping."
"Don't sweat him homie, he's assholecrust."
by loakey_fm July 3, 2007
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Ashley (male)

Ashley is usually a kind and talented guy. He is always childish, funny and friends with mostly everyone. Ashley enjoys it the most when he hangs around his friends that have similar interests. Ashley has very many hobbies and talents such as playing instruments, singing, sports and biking. When Ashley falls in love, physical affection is one way of showing it
Them: How would you define Ashley (male) ?
Me: Really cool, funny, childish, sweet and caring.
by bobagirl November 24, 2021
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Cavernous Asshole

1). An overly dilated anus.

2). ProteinLily.
Holy crap! ProtienLily has a cavernous asshole!
by John Doe September 8, 2004
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egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.
person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole
by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016
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answers-addicted-asshole

Someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. They have no life - making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples...
Mary is a real answers-addicted-asshole
by The Hex December 25, 2008
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Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

A metaphor relating to a stupid, ignorance, and educated person that can not distinguish similarities between items or objects.
George is so stupid, he don't know the difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.
by KD.Stinkmeaner November 15, 2011
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Mary-Kate & Ashley

The 2 fingers on a woman's dominant hand that she uses to masturbate with.
Mary-Kate & Ashley know how to get the job done! They know my body like nobody else...
by Ripenana27 January 29, 2022
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