Peppa Pig!

A pig with fat fucking Dad that soon's dies of cancer, Peppa is a inquisitive little piece of shit. Peppa is the type of sister that tells her younger brother he is adopted. And always causes bad luck.

Dog: Why is she such a brat
Cat: dont you know, it's that disgusting pig that jumps in muddy puddles named Peppa Pig!

by cooldude515 August 21, 2020

Strangling the pig

When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.

Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"

by drizzle87 August 9, 2013

pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.

NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......

by Stizzi March 20, 2016

Shut the pig

Oh yeah

Shut it shut the pig

by Stevan January 10, 2020

Pig burn

When you get fucked so hard in your ass it starts to bleed

“Tigers Chode gave me pig burn”

by Fillip mahole November 6, 2021

Pig Spotting

Keeping a look-out for police officers who might interrupt your smoking pot and/or doing dirt.

PERSON1: Man this locks being a bitch to break! Pig spot for me!
PERSON2: OK.

POLICE1: Looks like a stereo thief and somebody pig spotting.
POLICE2: I don't think he seen us, approach with caution...

by Super__Villain February 12, 2010

Payroll Pig

A payroll pig is someone who was recently arrested but now works for the authorities to lessin or diminish charges.

"Whatever you do, don't serve them because they're the newest payroll pig!"

by 👑KZB🧟‍♂️ February 12, 2021