"Everything that comes out of that guy's mouth is total ass dump." or "That person can't seem to do anything right, what an ass-dump!
by MaddiCat March 16, 2018
Noun
Feces discharged from the body, after consuming a gluttonous helping of Shepherd’s Pie. Specifically, one which mimics the triple layered arrangement of aforementioned culinary delight by commencing with an audible discharge of dark and loosely assembled feces, followed by various undigested vegetable remnants and finally concluding in the voidence of a pillowy soft topping in the consistency of whipped potatoes.
Feces discharged from the body, after consuming a gluttonous helping of Shepherd’s Pie. Specifically, one which mimics the triple layered arrangement of aforementioned culinary delight by commencing with an audible discharge of dark and loosely assembled feces, followed by various undigested vegetable remnants and finally concluding in the voidence of a pillowy soft topping in the consistency of whipped potatoes.
A Shepherd’s Pie of this rich quality will surely be followed by a Shepherd’s Dump of complimentary magnitude.
by Everybody’s Uncle May 12, 2020
The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.
{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"
{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."
{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."
{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."
{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."
by CreativeLogic August 28, 2015
by Sawl January 20, 2021
by Csaldawg April 21, 2020
When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
by clem7632 June 23, 2008
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018