Mousing

When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!

Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...

Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..

Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!

by Steve Blends September 4, 2023

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Mighty Mouse

When a female half of your size becomes angry and decides to put her hands on you and it is more sad than intimidating.

"Does she really think she can be up Cameron? "

"Bitch thinks she's Mighty Mouse."

by Fancy Colt September 27, 2017

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A Mouse

a mouse is a medium size creature maybe you will see a mouse sometimes???

''I saw A Mouse''.

by Slender end December 28, 2022

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house of mouse

the place you go to when you start up disney + but get an error

Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE

by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023

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Mickey Mouse

the best thing that disney brought us

Kid: "I like Mickey Mouse"

by Alien1TechnoOfficial August 4, 2021

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Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

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