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bloody donkey

An alcoholic party drink made from one shot of tequila and one shot of V8 (tomato juice). The tequila shot is swallowed and quickly thereafter the V8 shot is swallowed. The taste of the tequila becomes neutralized by the V8, and the party goer is left with neither alcohol or tomateo taste in their mouth.
Oof.. I've had like 10 bloody donkeys but I feel like I haven't a drop of booze.
by Neif December 13, 2004
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Sea Donkey

A polite way to insult an ugly girl.
I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.
by FireBoyX August 11, 2010
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Donkey Punch

Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!

First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!

P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."

"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"

"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."

"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
by TheDanceDanceRevorution December 11, 2016
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Swamp Donkey

Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars
by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003
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magic donkey

A ride unlike any other, a ride on a dad bod
She was super wet from riding his magic donkey
by MagicDonkey June 1, 2020
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Troll Donkey

A person who Trolls not only online but also in public and makes an ass of themselves.
Mike just can't help but be a Troll Donkey whenever we are at the store.
by Tom Slagmore March 14, 2018
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donkey trench

by Whaleswithchefhats March 10, 2016
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