Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

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Cock

A penis; The male genitals; So when you look down you see that long schlong. You want to open up your pants and there it is.

Did you see Troy's big cock? It was so cool!

by Bob Stark April 9, 2025

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Cock monger

Can’t get enough cock no matter what, needs cock anytime and anyplace, will go to extensive lengths to get some cock, cock mongers will drain you dry

Dude she is a cock monger, she is definitely a keeper

by 47Slabside April 15, 2025

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Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

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When Lukey J slides his medium rare pork sled, deep inside the guts of a fine Easter time bakery delight. Then proceeds to fuck the guts of it until climax, putting a cheeky twist on the traditional Easter yum yum. You then have the option to feed it to a homeless person to keep their bellies full

Lukey J really loves his hot cock bums!

by Dobby38 April 25, 2025

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Hot cock bum

When Lukey J slides his medium rare pork sled, deep inside the guts of a fine Easter time bakery delight. Then proceeds to fuck the guts of it until climax, putting a cheeky twist on the traditional Easter yum yum. You then have the option to feed it to a homeless person to keep their bellies full

Lukey J really loves his hot cock bums!

by Dobby38 April 25, 2025

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