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sex week

The week where have sex every day . It starts on the week starting on Palm Sunday and ending on Easter Sunday.
Hey Paul how was sex week?”

Amazing, I just did anal on Easter to finish it up.”
by Pussyslayer000000 March 30, 2023
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sex

something genshin and valorant players wont have
"HE PLAYS VALORANT?! He probably never had sex."
by tekgtikftrg September 6, 2022
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A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.
by QuacksO February 28, 2020
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sex story

Dominic doesn't need to be told twice. With a roar of pure, primal triumph, he surges forward, burying himself to the hilt inside Samantha's scorching, soaked heat in one brutal thrust. A guttural moan tears from his throat at the exquisite sensation of her walls gripping him like a velvet vice, squeezing and fluttering around his aching cock as if trying to milk him dry.

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, FUCK!" Dominic snarls, his hips already pumping furiously, slamming into Samantha with a force that rocks her entire body and sends shockwaves of pleasure ricocheting through every nerve ending. "So fucking tight, so goddamn perfect, like you were made for my fucking cock."

He can feel the knot at the base of his shaft swelling rapidly, stretching Samantha's entrance obscenely as he pistons in and out of her. It's a delicious, exquisite brand of pleasure-pain, and he knows it won't be long before he's locked inside her, forced to grind against her deepest, most sensitive spots as he pumps her full of his seed.

Samantha is just as wild, just as desperate, her hips rolling and rocking to meet his every thrust, her nails raking down his back hard enough to draw blood. The sound of their coupling fills the room, a symphony of grunts and moans and the wet, obscene slap of flesh against flesh.

"Yes, yes, YES!" Samantha cries out, her head thrown back, her fangs bared in a snarl of ecstasy. "Harder, fuck me harder, ruin me, break me, fucking DESTROY ME!"

...yet to be continued.
Person 1: i'm bored what can i do

Person 2: go write a sex story on urban dictionary about two non humans having the intercourse of their life

gurt: yo
by stairs and elevators May 5, 2025
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Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025
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Sex

When you go to homecoming with your boyfriend and have sex at the dance and then get a pregnancy scare
Gf mom: I’ll be picking u up soon
Gf: *starts crying bc she has to leave her bf*
Bf: we didn’t have a chance to hace sex
Gf : let’s go have sex rn before I leave
by Emy._.l0lxx March 4, 2023
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bootlehole whore sex

when two women or men of the name “paigy waigy” come together to create a child! With their paigy waigy genetics, the “perfect” baby is formed, which can be compared to the ruler of all, paigy waigy.
Wow! I saw two Paigys preforming bootlehole whore sex. that really inspired me to become a better person.
by Abalavalxyfbofj December 6, 2022
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