Big gulp brown out

Big gulp brown out. Often occurs while driving over long periods of time. The sudden urge to drop a deuce comes at the worst possible time. No gas stations in sight, no trees or bushes, and all you have is an empty, xtra large, plastic soft drink cup from 7-11 (BIG GULP). Since you have been prairie dogging for the past 15 minutes hoping there will be a rest stop, there is no time to contemplate other options. Shit in the cup. It takes some skill if you are the driver but it is worth it once accomplished. After shitting in the cup, put the lid and straw back on the cup. Aim at the nearby elderly driver, hag, douche bag, or fag and chuck the dirty bomb out the window "CAREFULLY". Once the bomb has hit the windshield it will explode and cause a, BIG GULP BROWN OUT, similar to a snowy white out. If the bomb is pre planned, the deuce will most likely be more solid, resulting in another similar phenomenon the BIG GULP MUDSLIDE!! the shit wont cover as much area and will be more clumpy resembling mud.

DILROD: Hey man, can we stop somewhere so i can shit.

CHAUNCEEY: No, we are already late. Why dont you shit in the empty big gulp.

DILROD: Ok.......... (hovers over the cup trying not to slip and fall on it) UNNNNGH!!... AAAHhAhahhhhh......EErrRRgGGGhHH.....whew...(wipes ass with sock and puts it in the cup)......what do i do with it now?

CHAUNCEEY: Just chuck it out the window.

DILROD: Ok. I'll aim for that old HAG, we just passed. I think she was driving slow on purpose..................Ready, aim, fire!!!! We have. contact. That was an awesome "Big gulp brown out"

CHAUNCEEY: I think we should enter that into the Urban Dictionary.

by RUGER September 6, 2013

Blow your ass out

To suddenly release a load of wet shit that has been held in for hours, causing it to explosively exit your body.

How am I supposed to use the bathroom right after you blow your ass out?

by mittim80 April 25, 2022

Taking The Easy Way Out

1. The act of using the simplest solution to a problem, whether or not it's the best one.

2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.

After going through a series of traumatic events and losses, Bill decided that taking the easy way out would be his only option.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

when in doubt, whip it out

Common slang umong military enlisted to salute an approaching person in uniform when uncertain of their rank. Better to be safe than sorry. More common with the NAVY as Chief Petty Officers have gold anchors on their collars and are often mistaken for gold oak leafs (signifying a Lieutenant Commander or Major).

Bill- "Don't look now, but here comes an officer"
Larry-"No, it looks like a Chief Petty Officer from here"
Bill-"When in doubt, whip it out. Better to be on the safe side then to ignore him if he was an officer".
Larry-"You're right"

*Both saluting-"Good morning sir".

by awj_woody December 26, 2008

Sweeping out the Pole Barn

The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.

Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.

Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!

by McRae and Portwood inc. December 18, 2008

talking out of your head

Saying senseless, unintelligeble, silly or crazy shit due to lack of sleep, intoxication or general stupidity.

You were so drunk you were talking out of your head and wanted us to help "mow" your car.

by PuterMedic April 23, 2009

Fuck this shit I'm out

When someone says something really stupid and u wanna throw them around just like harambe threw the kid around

"What's wrong with being emo?!"

"Fuck this shit I'm out"

by Ddddkaurb August 24, 2016