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Sex

Something you will never have.
your a virgin, lol. you’ll never have sex.
by Aarmau&Zane~Chan December 12, 2021
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sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023
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Sex

This is when you lay in bed. During this time you "turn on" each other for preperations. When a man is turned on his Penis (thing between a males legs) will become stiff. When a woman is turned on the inner skin of the vagina (Inside the hole between a womans legs) will be moist and slippery. Then you can lay on your partner, partner lay on you, or lay side to side with your pants off. Then one of you use your finger and guide the man's penis into the vagina (Don't worry, the hole in the vagina is designed for a mans penis to go in as it is about 4 inches deep and a mans penis is about 3-4 inches long) once the penis is nested inside the vagina (make sure to talk to your partner about how it feels.) the male can start urinating. The man won't acully urinate, if it is inside it will instead create cum and relese that. The womans body then uses the cum and has a chance to create a baby. (Unless you are using protection.) You can also use sex toys (shaped like a womans vagina or a mans penis) to practice. You can also have sex with the penis in the anus (butt) but this will NOT create a baby (Called Anus Sex).
I missed having sex with my boyfriend, it felt so good with his penis inside my vagina!
by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022
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sex worker

The only class of worker who actually gives a f*ck in today's modern workforce.
Prostitutes and call girls would be considered to be sex workers; strippers and porn stars might also be included.

The group of swivel servants sanding around outside, either on coffee break or on strike? Most likely, no... they don't give a f*ck about much of anything other than latching onto the taxpayer's teat every 30 April.
by bitchuck August 15, 2024
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Sadistic Sex God

Mr John Antrobus. There are no substitutes.
by IndyCaffeinated February 18, 2022
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Sex

The funniest word in the hyperverse (besides penis)
by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023
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sex

what urban dictionary definers (edgy 13 year olds) overuse as innappropriate slang
"hey dude i was wondering should we look at the definition of cheese"

"if you will lmao, read it out"

"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"

"nevermind"
by RF5C January 15, 2025
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