loser sex

losers having sex in their school auditorium box☠️☠️ or doing the dirty on obama’s official chair.

omg i just caught b**** and a*** having loser sex in the auditorium ☠️☠️

by Endive ended be s d d June 20, 2021

sex season

a time our year where sex is highly desirable

“yo, it’s sex season bois”

“did you get some sauce last night” “of course it’s sex season!”

by kweensauce November 19, 2019

sex table

A table you have sex on

Girl: I wish I had a sex table
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!

by Anonymous-23 May 12, 2019

Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023

Sex

your looking up sex stories to masterbate to you sick fuck
go ahead i do the same

Person 1: Do you watch porn?
Person 2: No i read sex stories on urbandictinary.com its way better
Person 1: S U C K S C O C K A G G R E S I V L E Y

by pussyslayerlol February 2, 2022

sex

that one things my parents do

go have sex with grandma

by bitzaloid April 15, 2023

sex

Everyone's favorite thing on this site.

I just caught my friend having gay sex.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 6, 2024