bike widow

The supportive wife of a man who is addicted to cycling and anything related to it.

My friends and I became bike widows when the boys decided to go on a four day, 400 mile bike ride several states away.

by AL's wife November 26, 2010

west pac widow

Originally a women whose husband is at sea on a wetpac (western pacific) cruise for 6-9 months with the US Navy. Now more liberally applied to any women whose husband is at sea any where for any amount of time.

"Hey Joe! Wanna a hot date tonight? There a bunch of westpac widows down at the Silver Saddle!"

by River Rat September 8, 2005

Pissing in the wind

1) To have something backfire to the point where you are embarrassed and humiliated.

2) To do something that ends up going nowhere, or, in a worst-case scenario. ends up being a step backwards in the wrong direction.

John was trying to prove to his brother Roger that he knew how to repair a computer. After he somehow installed a massive virus into Roger's computer, having the hard drive compromised, overheating the motherboard, and having to pay for the costly repairs, his efforts ended up with him pissing in the wind

by Mr. Lefty July 20, 2014

windows me

Many Errors. nuff said

the operating system thats more destructive than a virus

by leah March 15, 2005

Missouri Wind Tunnel

The act of farting into a woman's vagina, then sucking out the fart air and then blowing the fart air into her mouth.

Extra Credit: To have the woman fart into your mouth for the complete cycle.

Claire wanted to try something new, so I suggested the Missouri Wind Tunnel. Needless to say we completed the cycle.

by J.A.P November 1, 2007

Windows Vista

(Win-Dohss-Vistah) Garbage

Yo man im done my friut gushers where do i throw out the wrapper???


In the windows vista

by JORDYTHESEXYBEAST696969696969 January 13, 2009

Windows Media Player

the worst, most backwards media player ever compiled. Plays limited number of music formats (mainly used for windows shitty windows media files), uses an excessive amount of memory, has no good plug-ins, all plug-ins have to be bought and cost way the hell to much, and it can't even rip cd's to mp3 and doesn't even support mp4's like all its competitors (winamp, iTines, quicktime and real player). Basically another tool for microsoft to control most of the market share of everything. If you use windows media player, do yourself a favor and kill yourself or download winamp.

Windows Media Player sucks!

by mp4sarebetter November 24, 2004