omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006

Fucking tool

1.) Adj. + Noun A person who makes a definition on Urban Dictionary emphasizing how awesome: they, their friends, or the area they live in are/is.

Also pertains to the people who vote those definitions up.

2.) Frat guys in polo shirts and khaki shorts.

1.) Man the guy who wrote the definition for $@ctown is a fucking tool.

2.) Look, all those guys are wearing the same shirt, with the same haircut, the same shorts, and the same flipflops... Fucking tools.

by IFuckingHateTools July 5, 2009

pull my tool

the act of giving a guy a hand job

"hey baby wanna pull my tool"

"uh no, you fukcing perv"

by ChickenPP July 5, 2008

douche tool

wears the same sweater every day
thinks he is the shizzle
is a douche
is a tool
has a pyramid head

me: that guy is friggin dumb dude
you: he's a douche tool.
me: i know, right?

by JohnPaulDCLXVI April 1, 2009

Army tool

Someone Who has been homeschooled all their life. When the time come for them to apply for college, they have no guidance counselors, and every school they apply for requires painfull, unreasonable measures for those homeschoolers applying. Thus making the only option for the homeschooler to get an education is to join the military. Making them an "Army Tool".

Homeschooler: Dude this Sucks, I can't find a college that'll accept me.
Friend 1: Why?
Homeschooler: Cus I'm F***in Homeschooled! Now I have no choice but to join the Army.
Freind 1: Dude life Sucks for Jake.
Freind 2: Why?
Freind 1: He can't get into college cus he's Homeschooled.
Freind 2: Damn that Sucks. What an Army Tool.

by mm08 February 7, 2008

Italian tool kit

A set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. An Italian tool kit consists of a paint scraper, which can be used as an ice scraper, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a BBQ scraper, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. There is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. A hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. The claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. A wire coat hanger: This can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car's radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. Electrical tape: much more precise than that old Redneck Duct tape, which BTW loses it's sticky. Electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.

"Yo, Benny! Go in the Italian tool kit and get the paint scraper, I need to open the window; I forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!

by Turkey Trot November 12, 2010

zon tool

1)mega tool.

2)An idiot, who can't take the initiative to make his or her own decisions on bands or issues and lets trl control those opinions which he or she cannot make.

that zon tool just bought the "lil bow wow" CD.

by emsevolmomruoy November 9, 2008