The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

Toast

To lightly roast or make fun of; not as bad as getting roasted

He was going to roast me, but his insults were mediocre, I'd say he toasted me.

by Cousin Vitto May 28, 2018

Smelling Toast

The act of having a stroke or

I don't think he died from heartbreak, I think Kevin was smelling toast.

by bunnybeau014 September 6, 2025

Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

by Willththril April 18, 2021

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

Toast

Toast is a form of bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat. This browning is the result of a Maillard reaction altering the flavor of the bread and making it firmer so that it is easier to spread toppings on it. Toasting is a common method of making stale bread more palatable. Bread is often toasted using a toaster, but toaster ovens are also used. Though many types of bread can be toasted the most commonly used is "sliced bread", referring to bread that is already sliced and bagged upon purchase and may be white, brown, multigrain, etc.

I love toast, especially with butter

by XamPopPow March 11, 2019

Banutter Toast

Beckman's Whole Wheat Sour Dough bread toasted until slightly brown but still soft. Smothered in butter and a few slices of banana.

Banutter = banana butter

"Bro, lets make some Banutter Toast"

"Yeeee sound bomb"

by stonermike420breh August 3, 2011