residu-spit

Leftover saliva or spit on the edge of a glass can or cup generally filled unmentionables.

Holy shit dude ! I just opened this drink! you took a sip and left residu-spit on the can!

by Datsron December 23, 2021

taco spits

After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits

I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits

by Colorawdo_crook September 30, 2015

Levi is spitting cap

Levi is not talking of the truth

Levi is spitting cap because he should know Ellie loves him more

by Asscrackingnutsuck July 10, 2021

snake for a spit

To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.

Take a leak, piss, wee etc...

"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."

by ultramodern June 21, 2014

Hooker Spit

Emanating from Red Deer, Canada, Hooker Spit is an up and coming Death Metal band with a penchant for writing infectious riffs. Comprising of Vlad Glyegore (Lead Guitar), Devin Link (Rhythm Guitar), José Garza (Bass), Daniel White (Vocals) and Scott Gooding (Drums), the Quintet is inspired by internationally acclaimed bands like At The Gates, Bloodbath, Carcass, and The Black Dahlia Murder.

Q- What are you up to this weekend?
A- Hooker Spit’s in town so I’m gonna get drunk and watch some live metal!

by Breeding Deth December 19, 2022

Spit us out

WAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAH!! Nobody else is allowed to bitch about their problems, Mister Jew! Shut up!

Hym "Yeah, ok dawg. Whatever. Nobody gives a shit. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE! HOW DOES THAT SOUND!? GO BACK TO ISRAEL! Your Jew friend Ben was just saying that a second ago wasn't he? Bye! 'If you don't like it leave' that's the official conservative position on complaining about America. 'DoN't SpIt Us OuT aGaIn! WAAAH!' Shut up. Anybody else complains and it fails on deaf ears. If your book is your story then your story is murdering people and kidnapping their daughters as rape slaves. Shut the fuck up!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz January 07, 2016