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Moon Gooning

Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.
How man was your moon gooning session last night?

It was alright, definitely not the best i’ve had.
by JHKnows December 8, 2023
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Goon Term Memory Loss

The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.
"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."
by splooger6000 June 16, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."
by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024
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Moon gooning

The art of wearing a bison skull/ elk intestines and gaping your asshole towards a full moon
I’m gonna go moon gooning tonight.
by Chief gape November 19, 2023
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La goon

when you are in a awkward situation and decide to level up the ambiance.
jake: my mother died
Jamal: la goon
Jake: thanks man
by Mr gerbud is gay January 24, 2025
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Goon

Someone, girl or boy, who masturbate over a video or picture of someone else.
Boy : would you let me goon over your instagram profle

Girl : yes dont forget to show me :)
by Woowooy November 6, 2025
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Goon fall

When you jump off a building to your death and while falling, give your hog a final crank on the way down.
Did you hear that Marco did a goon fall? He's got to be he greatest gooner of all time.
by ChalupaNasty October 28, 2025
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