Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.

j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Greek Flame Out

An absolutely brutal railing of girl’s or guy’s asshole that results in a complete anal prolapse.

Usually treated immediately with a wet paper towel, ice cubes and an expedient trip to the hospital.

Hey did your tinder date wanna hook up again? Haha uhhhh no braaahhhh. I gave her a Greek flame out. As far as I know she’s still unable to shit on her own.

My Grindr hook up was an absolute horse cock. I bottomed and paid the price. He gave me the Greek flame out. There was no stuffing it back in at home. Spent the night at the ER.

by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.

Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.

by tommy salami May 13, 2015

Phoenix Flame Job

When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...

Joey was so fat and horny, that he gave himself a Phoenix Flame Job.

by Biggerthanyourmum March 25, 2011

*puts on flame suit*

A phrase gs68 uses when he full well knows he will get flamed, or after stating an opinion everyone goes against.

I said electronica kicks ass, so I put on a flame suit to repel those disgusting comments about my mom.

by dj gs68 October 19, 2003

flaming monkey on cocaine

An imagaginary monkey that encourages you to run faster in PE by running after you.

Ahhh a Flaming monkey on Cocaine is following us! RUN!!

by Colin Ma December 17, 2006

flaming death eagle

an eagle unlike any other eagle. this bird wants only one thing, which is to destroy. covered in barbed wire with snakes coming out of its eyes its also on fire. one look into its eyes and your doomsday is upon you. bitch. it also rides a moped designed like a harley because it has no liscense.

-clyde "omg leroy look behind you! the flaming death eagle of death is on its motorbike."

-leroy. "garble garble garble!"

.. that was the sound of leroys death.

rip leroy franklin parker jr. 1983-2009

by nasty45 July 15, 2010