"Hey Caleb what do you call it when three dudes and fucking each other but the front one has his dick in a passed out girl's nose?"
"Oh that's a Rhode Island transistor radio, but if there's Cheeto dust everywhere it's a Connecticut soup line."
"Oh that's a Rhode Island transistor radio, but if there's Cheeto dust everywhere it's a Connecticut soup line."
by Bernard Ducketts March 21, 2022
by SigmaPoopBalls123 May 19, 2024
He is a very funny guy with a BIG ASS head and he likes to hunt and black baseball. He's got a shit ton of dogs.
by jprice_13 March 09, 2018
Oh wow look at that Caleb Sharpe
by Oliver Jurd UwU June 01, 2022
Caleb Sharpe was the Freeman High School Shooter. On September 13, 2017, Caleb entered his school with an AR-15 Assault Rifle (Full automatic) a Double Barrel Short Pump Shotgun, and a Glock 17 semi-auto. He killed a student and injured 3 more. He entered the building at 8:00 am and hid his pistol in a long trench coat he was wearing and he hid his AR-15 and Shotgun in a duffle bag. At 10:00 AM, he pulled out his AR-15 and shot a student in the shoulder. When he was reloading his gun jammed so he went to his shotgun. He shot another student in the leg, temporarily paralyzing her. His shotgun then jammed so he went to his Glock 17 semi-auto. A student named Sam Strahan tried to talk Caleb out of what he was doing, but Sam was shot in the stomach twice then 4 times in the head and instantly killed. Caleb walked around shooting at glass and students but then a janitor yelled at him and Caleb dropped his weapons and raised his hands, then the police arrested him. He is being tried for Murder, Brining a weapon on School Campus, assault, and Criminal Damage.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the Freeman High school Shooting?
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty bad.
Person 1: Caleb Sharpe did it.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty bad.
Person 1: Caleb Sharpe did it.
by DeDrummer October 07, 2017
Jeremey exclaimed “you shit yourself”.I replied as everyone was looking at me, “that was a Caleb Move.”
by Cole3864 February 03, 2022
by Coach KJ November 21, 2021