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food porn

Television shows produced to promote the sensual and hedonistic qualities of food such as those presented on the Food Network.
1) We love watching food porn while we are eating dinner.

2) Bobby Flay and Rachael Ray are the king and queen of food porn.
by Bill R December 27, 2008
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Midget Porn

A category on certain porn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.
-Hey David, did you watch some of that hot Midget Porn I told you about?
-No, I watched Game of Thrones instead.
by y0Sambo April 13, 2014
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Pennsylvania Porn

Pennsylvania Porn is any magazine, photo, or video focusing on deer or elk.
Jeb's all excited. He just got some Pennsylvania Porn in his mailbox - his new issue of Whitetail Magazine!
by Buzzbone July 1, 2009
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porn piece

Something over elaborate, unnecessarily fancy or just plain extravagant can be described as a porn piece.
I bought a new diamanté studded I-Phone. When I pulled it out a friend said "what an absolute porn piece.
by Akamichelob 1 September 21, 2013
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porn taste

To perceive anything in an unsavory or poor quality. Something that is deficient in moral excellence.
"Your decorating is ugly, I think you have really porn taste."
"My professor's taste in music is porn."
by buyalex April 19, 2010
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Porn Hog

Definition 1: Originally used to describe someone who hogs shared pornographic magazines, it is more commonly used today in reference to people who use massive amounts of internet bandwidth to download and/or view porn.

Definition 2: Someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to porn. It may or may-not be a form of foreplay.
Person 1: *knock knock* "Hey Gary, where's that Hustler?"
Gary: "Gimme like 5 minutes!"
Person 1 mutters: "what a porn hog...."

Larry: "WTF? Why won't facebook load?"
Barry: "I dunno, Terry's been in his room with the door shut all day though. He's probably Porn Hogging it..."
Larry: "Son of a bitch."

Person 1: "What in the world is that noise?"
*squeals, grunts, oinks*
Person 1: "I gotta get out of this fuckhole."
by The Double Fister December 2, 2010
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Porn Tourettes

It's a syndrome which attacks regular civilians as well as folks who have worked in the adult industry. Through adult industry business, media or socializing some people have become so desensitized to foul humor and obscenity that they can no longer recognize how offensive their conversations and jokes can be to normal people.
Out in public having loud discussions including the words pussy, dick, fucking, ass, anal, double penetration, hookers, porn stars, blowjobs, and anything of this nature would be considered a perfect example of a Porn Tourettes outburst.
by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010
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