Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.
"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
Get the Grassmug. Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day
Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
by GreenPlad April 19, 2022
Get the Touch Grassmug. A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.
This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
by Baltic._ October 18, 2024
Get the touch grassmug. Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass. Unheard of by mcyt Twitter.
Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about minecraft block men again.. let’s go outside and touch some grass, yeah?
by sorrybutnotsorry January 8, 2021
Get the Grassmug. by Grassjap February 27, 2018
Get the grass japsmug. Grass is a type of plant that has narrow leaves and grows from the base. It is commonly used to cover the ground in lawns and other areas. Grass obtains water from its roots in the ground and is typically green in color. Grasses belong to the family Poaceae, but the term can also include sedges and rushes. These plants have adapted to a similar lifestyle despite not being closely related. Grasses have various uses, including as food, drink, pasture for livestock, and materials for construction and clothing. Some grasses can grow very tall, while others can thrive in extreme climates. Grass is an important food source for many animals and helps prevent erosion. People have been using grasses for various purposes for thousands of years, including for food, building materials, and fuel. Now that you read this much about grass, you should probably touch some..
Jon: "Hey Garfield, have you touched grass?"
Garfield: "i love skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today metal pipe falling i like yo cut g"
Jon: "nvm i know you haven't touched grass.."
Garfield: "i love skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today metal pipe falling i like yo cut g"
Jon: "nvm i know you haven't touched grass.."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
Get the Grassmug. by Shrimpymilk December 15, 2020
Get the Grassmug.