I’d buy that for a dollar

When you're so hurt by decades of bad conservative economic policy that you'll believe anything morally bankrupt people tell you in hopes of them giving you financial assistance in the future.

Corporate Media:

The Republican Party oversaw expansive economic growth during the Ronald Reagan administration which directly & indirectly helped the poor.

Viewer:

I’d buy that for a dollar

by Lincoln's Wet Nurse September 6, 2024

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

trinity dollars

a currency that uses hugs to count

one hug = one trinity dollar

the ransom you have to pay is one million trinity dollars

by meowmeemeowwwww July 8, 2021

The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

3 dollars

An amount of dollars that equals out to 3

“Yo bill, i have 3 dollars”

by Dickweedballs July 31, 2022

The Trillion Dollar Question

The Trillion Dollar Question is defined as you being in a room with no windows with Januzzi with a small hallway to a bathroom for 365 days. You have no phone, no computer, no video games, no books, no wifi, it's just you and Januzzi. Every day Januzzi gets a little horny and needs to analy penetrate you for 15 minutes. He also must ejaculate in your anus and if there is any scat on his penis you must lick it off. If you do this for 365 days you would then receive 1 Trillion Dollars. Once someone asks you this you must answer yes or no.

Mike: Yooooo Jac what is your answer to the trillion dollar question?

Jac: I'd do it for free bro!!!

by PeaWee48 February 27, 2023

ingsoc dollar

The Main currency of Oceania under INGSOC's regime. Designed by one of Big Brother's Minions, Made from the Ministry of Truth (Newspeak: Minitrue)
The Coins has the INGSOC symbol as the Tail, and Big Brother's face as the Head (which may hence "Big Brother is Watching You"). The Cash has INGSOC symbols, at it's front, with the amount of Cash labeled in between; and INGSOC quotes on the Back, with a Face of Big Brother.

Coins:
$0.01: Penny
$0.05: Nickel
$0.10: Dime
$0.20: Doubledime (Oldspeak: 2 Dimes)
$0.25: Quarter
$0.50: Half Loonie
$1: Loonie
$2: Toonie

Cash:
$5
$10
$20
$50
$100
$200

Shopkeeper: Hi, what do you wanna buy?
Ryan Evans: I want to buy 6 comics please
Shopkeeper: That will be 52. 30 ingsoc dollars please
Ryan Evans: I have a $100 dollar, so here you go.
Shopkeeper: Have a doubleplusgood day goodthinker!

by mrbeast539275 November 24, 2024