Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dickweedballs

Masturbatriot

“That guy really is a masturbatriot!!!”

Merch

Verb

To rub oneself up with cheese until fully lubricated.

“Get ready bill, im about to cheese up for ya!”

Merch

Adjective

When someones fucked up idea of being “naughty” involves cosplaying/having one cosplay as a nazi for sexual gratification.

When bill was on his way back to the hotel room with the hooker he invisioned how naughtsy he was gonna be that night.

Merch

Have you seen tyrones nignuts?

An amount of dollars that equals out to 3

“Yo bill, i have 3 dollars”

Merch

A sack that is filled with 100% pure cunt extract.

“ yo jimmy your cuntsack is filled to the brim with cunt”

Merch

When someone is being a fuckin retard.

“Hey phil, did you see my fall on my ass ?”

“ stop being such a crackadaisy”