Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

hallway tax

The extra 5 minutes it takes to get anywhere in school because you keep running into people you know in the hallway.

"The hallway tax was crazy today between the cafeteria and gym."

by kikam September 9, 2025

retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.

"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.

by DeekGray September 11, 2025

carbon tax carney

a nickname for a politician who likes to increase the fucking carbon tax. named after mark carney, which according to the conservatives, likes to increase the carbon tax.
a person who increases prices in restaurants are nicknamed "carbon tax carney jr."

bro: ts so carbon tax carney
Carney: you are wrong
bro: sybau

by mrbeast539275 September 18, 2025

fanum tax

Slang for stealing food from a friend.

For example my friend always pretends to “fanum tax” my Pringles

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 22, 2025

Tax Evasion

Its not a crime its a obligation

The IRS calls it Tax Evasion I call it keeping my money.

by Blue4Beast October 16, 2025

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025