Mormon stroke

To masturbate but bring you to the brink of cumming but not cumming, as a Mormon

Amos Ames was hitting that Mormon stroke

by Amos Ames August 19, 2025

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4 stroke cycle

The 4 stroke cycle is when you grab 2 dildos covered in shit and maggots, then deeply shove them in a woman’s cooter and mouth so she will be relaxed and can’t scream. Then you put on a Chewbacca outfit and rip her arms off and roar. Then, you release a swarm of fire ants into her cooter to eat her alive from the inside out. After she is dead, you take her bones and professionally shape them to be limb attachments. You then take the arms you ripped off her and connect them to the limb attachments. With the Bluetooth accessory you should be able to control the arms and hands with your mind. Then you pull out your dick and like an engine your stroke one hand down at a time and one hand up at a time. Then you have the four stroke cycle.

I just did a 4 stroke cycle last week.
Other guy: NIGGGER

by Mrreggin October 7, 2025

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French Stroke

Jerking off a penis with movements that replicate the **Indian Burn.**

“I gave that dude a wicked French Stroke, his wiener was bright red after!”

by SharedIntelligence November 12, 2025

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Midwestern Stroke

All the symptoms of a normal stroke. Instead of smelling toast, its refried beans.

Do you guys smell refried beans or is it just me?

I think you might be having a Midwestern Stroke.

by A-X-L November 25, 2025

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The Strokes

The band you listen to when your girlfriend is mean to you and you like smoking cigarettes. It is fronted by Ray Romano, Lurch from the Addams Family, bicurious Jonny Greenwood and 2 failed clones of Slash

I like The Strokes because I've been a piece of shit before too

by Lightningr1der January 3, 2026

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