Status rape

When you leave your facebook profile logged on and someone unexpectedly leaves a homosexual comment under your status

"Man, all of my family members down in Florida keep congratulating me on coming out of the closet because I was status raped."

by game changer October 27, 2012

Statutory ape

What a pedophile might say when referring to assaulting a hairy minor.

-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"

by Crackhead Professor January 20, 2022

sloppy status

The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

by Promogirl March 14, 2009

plague status

A substitute for the word "sick," as used in the context of something being impressive. Most commonly used by extreme sports enthusiasts.

Did you see that kickflip to lipslide? That was so plague status!

by John McPain April 9, 2010

goat status

Greatest of all time or the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase goat status is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Those shoes are goat status

Michael Jordan is goat status

by Zitley June 2, 2018

frosty the status-quo man

Term of semi-endearment used to define luddites or other change averse, retrospective-type, hindsight focused individuals.

frosty the status-quo man is over there goin' on about how great life was before the Internet

by thefirebuilds August 28, 2008

shitpost status

Basically a millennial version of youtube poop.

Jim: At least one of these shitpost status videos always pop up in my home page, what's up with all of them having the same title?

Harry: They're basically youtube poop, you boomer.

Jim: Darn I feel old.

by tropical potatoes January 9, 2021