dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.

"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"

by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016

saucy sanchez

When you put hot sauce in your mouth prior to giving a blowjob.

The man never trusted anyone again after his wife gave him a saucy sanchez on April fools day.

by Butt Crack Cocaine January 3, 2017

suzie sanchez

A girl who pretends to be someone she's not .she likes to dress to impress and often makes boys believe they are special.shes a cunner!

Suzie Sanchez is one good cunner!

by People's favorite person March 14, 2017

unicorn sanchez

A purplish pink stain above the lip that resembles a mustache from drinking a unicorn frappachino.

Dude you see that basic over there , she's got a unicorn sanchez going on.

by Patrick C. Bateman April 19, 2017

Dirty sanchez

When he wipes duke on the lip

Lauren- I can't believe Walt gave me a dirty Sanchez last night. Michelle- I can

by Seachello May 3, 2017

Kaden Sanchez

The perfect guy that has the perfectist girl. He loves her no matter what and will always protect her. He loves the booty too.

kaden sanchez:

i love her

by nyxgebjxi May 5, 2017

Rusty Sanchez

Verb. The act of Intercourse in which the male penetrates the ass with two fingers and then reaches forward and hooks one in the female's mouth, and one across the base of the nostrils. Mix of the Rusty Fishhook and the Dirty Sanchez, for those who collect sex moves like shotglasses.

Dude I couldn't decide so I used the Rusty Sanchez instead.

by Bruce the Masseuse June 2, 2017