Last Sausage In Tin

Refers to someone with a small penis, as in it's so small, when in the vagina it looks as if it's the last sausage in the tin (taking up no room)

'Oi Mikey, have you seen Bob's pecker? Apparently he did it with Jenny, can you imagine it? Must have been the Last Sausage In Tin!'

by Chuck-Diddy April 10, 2009

tan sausage

A caucasian person's fingers.

Don't you point your tan sausages at me!

by jimmaydean September 25, 2011

cum sausage

The act of cumming into a cylindrical tube letting it dry and deepthroating another person with it

I made my girlfriend swallow my cum sausage.

by Thewankman February 27, 2017

salty sausage

When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.

Imma about to give you a salty sausage

by Salty sausage man December 7, 2017

furry sausage wallet

Fluffy coochie

A furry sausage wallet is a fluffy vagina.

by kaikaijuju June 21, 2022

Brown the sausage

To engage in anal intercourse. To stick ones penis in anothers butt.

I was with a hot chick last night that let me do everything but brown the sausage!

by scatbrat September 25, 2010

Slinging the sausage

To apply penile organs to a willing recipient.

"Dude! He was totally slinging the sausage with that girl from the bar last night!"

by runner0128 March 3, 2015