Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.

1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.

by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010

Sloppy Moose

A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:

1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea

"Sloppy Moose? I tried that once! But only because my girlfriend really wanted to."

by Fishnisch May 23, 2014

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015

sloppymcfloppy

A {SloppyMcFloppy} is when you put a McDonalds cheeseburger on someones asshole, Then you fuck the burger, and the persons asshole.

Bro you know that girl Emily, yeah I gave her the {sloppyMcFloppy} Shes into weird shit.

by Billay T November 29, 2015

slapping bag

Slapping bag refers to the act of sexual intercourse with an attractive female counterpart. The term comes from the act of ones ballsack (the bag) slapping against the female partners ass during rough sex.

Bro1: Yo did you slap some some bag last night?
Bro2: Yeah dude I was slapping bag with that hottie all night.
Bro1: Niceeeee.

by Gazman1 January 24, 2017

Sloppy Jockey

The act of setting a horses mane on fire while it's sleeping then fucking it in the ass while it runs around like a retard

Issa Knife is a Sloppy Jockey

by VomitCock May 18, 2017

Slapping the Bag

Cugging wine from a bag from a Franzia box

Kelly: Patrice come slap the bag

Patrice: Kelly tf that mean
Kelly: Put the nozzle of the bag in ya mouth and chug hoe , slapping the bag!

Patrice: Bet

by hnnnaha June 5, 2018