Definitions by Fishnisch

Sloppy Moose 

A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:

1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea

"Sloppy Moose? I tried that once! But only because my girlfriend really wanted to."

Sloppy Moose by Fishnisch May 23, 2014