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smoothskin

Someone who doesn’t have self-harm scars so their skin is smooth, opposite of roughskin.
Jim: are you a smoothskin or a roughskin?
Timmy: smoothskin, I would never do that.
by freddyfazbear84 December 10, 2023
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Smoothshark

The act of intentionally saying incorrect information in order to bait someone into correcting you and then insisting on your incorrect statement in order to bully them because they "always have to be right" and because they didn't realize they were being baited.
May or may not result in misinformation being spread as well as an autistic person not understanding why you're laughing at them.
Person 1: Hey, man! Did you know that the Earth is flat?
Person 2: No it isn't. It was proven a long time ago that-
Person 1: No you're wrong. The Earth is flat.
Person 2: The Earth isn't flat, it's-
Person 1: Haha, get a load of this guy! He thought I was serious!
Person 3: Don't mind him. That was a Smoothshark statement. He thinks it's funny to bait people into correcting him so he can act like he's above everybody.
by Conrad Liquorboi December 27, 2023
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Smooth Brain

It’s giving idiot, stupid, the incels of the world. The opposite of someone who can utilise their brain, no grey matter, nothing.
by ShanHater47 January 13, 2024
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Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024
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simontincs

A stupid 8 year old faggot who has no life and forces you to work on his Friday Night Funkin' mod all time
Simontincs: GO WORK ON MY FNF MOD NOW
You: damn Simontincs is soo annoying
by Redetv February 1, 2024
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Smooth

An expression referring to an action preformed successfully, seeming calculated or thought-out and without seeming difficult: usually referring to flirting and seen as an attractive trait in a person.
“Ahh! Look at what he texted me!”
“Wow he’s smooth”
by User47738 October 16, 2023
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Smoots

Verb;

SMOOTS-A loving, cute kiss between a couple that are deep in love and have been together for a while and make cute silly words up together.
Hey boobear, You are the love of my life and I need smoots now. And after you give me smoots
I want to smoke some cracky's.
And then I wanna cudds?
by Molly...JPA November 4, 2023
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