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Slingers

Yo maan, pass the slingers! im trying to get wasted...
by steveybb October 27, 2017
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Australian Slingshot

Whilst penetrating the pikachu, "cookie." using a condom, at climax remove said condom and shoot it at her face like a rubberband, slinging the baby batter, "semen" all over her, then flush the condom and given the nature of the southern hemisphere it will flush clockwise, letting you know you were truly "down under."
Guy1: "I gave a complete stranger the "Australian Slingshot" and apparently, she had the Stink Eye for like five days."

Guy2: "I wondered why my girlfriend kept winking!!!"
by sitnkyfinger mcumbersome April 18, 2010
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half sibling

That shit word that you say when you don't want to acknowledge, e.g., a literal brother from another mother or sister from another mister as your sibling, since you share only one parent.
(Person) One: "Shit...."
(Person) Two: "What?"
One: "'In re the matter regarding the estate of Mr. Jabinszningjer, upon the contention of Edwin Jabinszningjer in re the inheritance of his half siblings Edwina and Mavina Jabinszningjer....'"
Two: "*Snerk*"
One: "What?"
Two: "'Ya-bin-shning-yer'? Who would even want a name like that?!"
One: "Anyway...."
Two: "With a name like that, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge myself as a sibling of Edwin, anyway."
One: "We don't even know these people. I'm just reading about the probate hearing in the newspaper."
by NickidewbearTwo June 2, 2019
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slingshot

similar to a credit card. the act of cupping ones hand and swiping between a mans legs while he is bent over, essentially slingshotting his balls
kevin was bent over, so jonathan gave him a slingshot.
by jcmorgan4 February 16, 2009
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sling

The act of placing a POUCH of "Dip" (chewing tobacco) in ones bottom lip.
Yo dog, we be slingin some Apple Pouches today?

I slung 4 pouches at work this morning.
by IrishRed November 27, 2006
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Irish Slingshot

An irish slingshot would be used in the situation that you just received bad head. First you would remove your dick from her mouth, then you would put the tip of your index finger on the tip of your dick. You would then pull sideways away from her face, and then release and watch all hell break loose! The head of your dick should then slap her in the face! leaving the imprint of almost a shamrock on her face.
Dude my friend pulled the irish slingshot on his girl last night.
by n!(k_0Rt!z February 12, 2009
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Sailing

Sailing is the act of doing oxycontin or oxycodone. Usually this would be done by grinding the pill down to powder and then snorting it.
Hey man you want to go get some sail?
Ohhh man I'm so sailled, I just want to layyyy.
I am sailing the C's so hard man.
by TheSailor March 11, 2010
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