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zug

a short, stocky, hairy man with a tiny penis
one with a small cock

"Garcia is such a zug, i mean that thing is incredibly small" said Kevin

zug by jcmorgan4 February 17, 2009

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similar to a credit card. the act of cupping ones hand and swiping between a mans legs while he is bent over, essentially slingshotting his balls

kevin was bent over, so jonathan gave him a slingshot.

slingshot by jcmorgan4 February 16, 2009

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