land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005

shark kisser

a white person; a person exemplifies or demonstrates activities such as kissing sharks, wrestling with crocodiles, tainting caged tigers, etc.; anything a minority would deem as dumb and wouldn't do: such as any extreme sport or activity which inlucdes wild animals (there called wild animals for a reason, and should not be played with)

"Freekin shark kisser" (stated while watching two men (who happen to be of caucasian decent or act as one) tainting and teasing wild gorillas at the zoo, and watching that gorilla climb out and take revenge by beating and mauling them.

by jayq19 October 15, 2008

Shark Face

The definition of Gianni Scandella ,a demi chav with fins for hair and acne for gills , Avoid at all costs, his M C improvisation is mind numbing

Speaker : Gianni you are a twat
Gianni : BEEEEEEHAAAAAAIVE!

by Elsammio January 9, 2005

mud shark

An insult used by insecure racist individuals to denigrate white women who date members of other, usually darker minority, racial groups.

Dude 1: "That girl is such a mud shark"

Dude 2: “She won't give you the time of day, huh?"

Dude 1: "Yeah, she really hurt my feelings when she rejected me"

by Samurai1833 September 21, 2012

Shark Boy

Shark Boy be weak. Only can swim. Not good at anything else.

Shark boy be weak.

by Tyrease Irwin III July 26, 2018

ball shark

a dog who runs right towards your crotch to take a sniff.

i had not showered in a few days and as soon as i walked in the door, the neighbors german shepard ball sharked the shit out of me.

by def con juan May 6, 2010

vanilla shark

Usually a trashy ass black prostitute (usually mixed or lightskin) who fucks the most creepy white perverts around. Really created this definition for all the racist white fucks behind the word "mudshark."

You don't wanna be with Tishanna, she's the biggest vanilla shark since Stacey Dash.

by stokelycalm December 10, 2015