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second death

A game that is similar to second life except of course you are dead but have came back as a ghost and get to haunt people. It the safe alternative to actually killing yourself in order to experience the joy of being a haunt to someone.
You wanna play second life? Nah I have moved on to second death. It more fun because anyone can safely live a second life in reality but a second death? Now that is something to do mate. I get to haunt the shit out of people and can even invade second life and scare the shit out of people living their second life while I am safely dead as 12 O'clock.
by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015
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Second Cajun genocide

What happened when Barack Obama was elected twice in America from 2008 to 2012. Between Obama's era, the Cajun population of Louisiana state in the USA experienced a horrific, massive (accidental) demographic collapse.

(People of Cajun decent lost their homes due to Obama's policies and also experienced high infant mortality rates (even higher than the Amish) - both due to poverty, and many Cajun people (mostly young men without a future) committed suicide. An event that occurred between 2008-2018 that almost went completely unnoticed to most Americans and the rest of the world.)

Unfortunately, these people were mostly of French and Basque ancestry. (ancestry that is actually very rare in the USA)

There are often more Cajun women today than there are Cajun men, because many of their men killed themselves because of economic devastation.
It is very sad that the Cajun population in the USA is dying and may never even see another generation. Barack Obama is responsible for the Second Cajun genocide. Most Cajun people are so poor that they can't even afford to have children, either. Or even think about raising big families like the past. (It's sad, but the Cajun ethnicity will soon become extinct.)
by Abraham's Adversary January 14, 2019
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Second Life

a video - game that takes too much space, leaves corrupt files when deleted, and spends tons of moneh in adverts. Seriously?? half my screen?? Google needs AdBlock. I cunt handle this shit.
Not to mention, this game is nothing like the ads, It sux... Terribly... worse than my mom.
take a look at the GIF yourself
My computer has no life after I downloaded Second Life
Do you know what's worse than Fartnite??? Second Life
by SNUBBED July 29, 2019
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Michael Steele Second

A Michael Steele Second is destined to replace the New York Second as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.

A New York Second is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.

A Michael Steele Second is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Second!

Man 2: You and me both!
by Politic Ric November 10, 2010
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Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second

If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.
1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!
by My sexual identity is KM/S October 22, 2018
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I second that emotion

"I agree with you on that subject."

Derived directly from a song by the same name performed by the Temptations, and frequently played on oldies radio stations in the United States. Usage is generally considered bad form, as typically it's anything except an emotion that the person is agreeing with.
When I told Clyde that the best thing for the cash was to be placed overnight in the safe, he said "I second that emotion". I promptly beat him over the head with a stack of one dollar bills.
by Dennis The Tiger May 3, 2005
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ten-second-tom

When a guy gets so excited that he barely gets her shirt off before and blows his load, usually acompanied by the excuse "meh, it's been a while".

Typically happens to virgins, engineers, dush-bags in suits, any guy aged 14-19, this guy named Dan that I met at my friends birthday party last month, and dudes with large commic book collections.
Last night was horrible. He started feeling me up and this wet spot formed in his pants and he ran for the bathroom. He was such a ten-second-tom.
by Janie_May October 30, 2006
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