Safety Sack

That little bag of bud that you tuck away when you're really high, after a long day of skunk smuggling...

Stoner 1: Dude, it's been so dry lately.
Stoner 2: It's chillin' man. I found my Safety Sack today.
Stoner 1: Toke Strong!

by DrDrewl Phd January 7, 2010

Safety Pee

noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.

noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.

Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.

verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.

Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.

Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.

Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.

by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010

safecore

Safecore is a relatively new term, most commonly used as a pejorative word to describe the sound of metal artists who frequently abuse breakdowns, electronic synthesizers, and heavily-modified singing to accompany screamed vocals which are typically easier to understand than more "brutal" techniques. Safecore bands tend to follow fashion trends and design trends, such as using a catchy typographical lyric video in their uploads, or branding the current popular logo style on their albums. Safecore bands are normally frowned upon by the majority of other metalheads.

"Dude! Did you hear that new Capture The Crown band? They sound a lot like Asking Alexandria."
— Typical safecore fan

"Nah, dude, that stuff is ridiculous. I don't listen to safecore. I'd much rather jam to some nice unique progressive metal."
— Typical anti-safecore metalhead

by TriangleTheory April 6, 2013

Safety Flush

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.

Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.

by GarrettProxima July 13, 2012

Safety Beer

The beer that you take to bed with you when you are drunk, to ensure that you have an alcoholic beverage to maintain your current status of happiness and that no one else may take it. This can be consumed while intoxicated, or due to a massive hang over to ease the pain.

CODE RED: WE HAVE NO BEER (EVERYBODY IS DRUNK). But in the back of your mind, you KNOW you have a beer "Safety Beer", and you are OK, You may maintain your buzz as needed.

by armytim114 December 28, 2013

Safety

One or two joints, given to someone who has run out of stash

"Broo I'm out of weed can you give me a safety?"
"Sure bro here's two joints"
"You G bro"

by Teribehnulun May 28, 2019

Safety Rule

To be safe you must be with Carlos.

Girl : Im going out.
Friend: Alone? You know the Safety Rule.

Girl: You're right, ill text him right now.

by SacaMocos March 11, 2020