Captain save-a-hoe

When simp ass nigga saves a dumb hoe

Guy:don’t touch him/her
Guy:stop being a captain save-a-hoe

by Mr_mcdanglebeef May 22, 2022

Urban Dictionary Save

To Have A Teacher or Other Authority Figure Read Your Printed Urban Dictionary. And Not Have Noticed Any Of The Sexual/Drug Related/Swearing Defs.

Teacher: Hey Let Me See Your Urban Dictionary
Kid: FUCK!!!
Teacher: LOLZ
Teacher: Ok here you go
Kid 2: You Just Got Urban Dictionary Saved

by Loungeact October 15, 2009

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

Kumalala vs Savesta

Kumalala and Savesta are the best light skins in the lightskin-verse but which one is better? They both are at war with each other personaly Kumalala is better

Joe: Hey did you hear about Kumalala vs Savesta
Hugh: Yea Kumalala is wayyy better
Johnson(not good person): Savesta diff no cap

by lol olo June 7, 2022

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma February 7, 2020

To save my life

To not be afraid to get, in a timely manner, before you become a pill-popping trainwreck,appropriate psychiatric help for issues like a personal drug habit

I may need to save my life

by Sexydimma February 9, 2021

acoustic shave

Where one's singing shaves off one or many needed notes.

At karaoke, Jebus' acoustic shave of Born to be Wild really butchered the song.

by Jozef de Beer March 29, 2008