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Johnny Rocket

The act of aiming a moving vehicle at a person/group of people, then bailing from the vehicle before it hits said person/group.
"Did you hear that Bill Johnny Rocketed his ex-wife when she set fire to his lawn ornaments!?"
by Brobrobruh April 23, 2015
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chinese rocket

sex act where you just stick in the tip of you penis. because chinese men have such small dicks when a normal person sticks in just the tip it is referred to as a chinese rocket.
'did you and your girl go all the way last night? no man she would only let me put the tip in so i gave her a chinese rocket.'
by Ohio Hillbilly May 9, 2021
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porridge rocket

The implement you spear the beef curtains with - see beef curtains
I slowly entered her beef curtains and deposited my dick cheese from the end of my porridge rocket.
by Dr P Diddy October 17, 2003
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Salt Rocket

Projectile sperm, usually aimed at someone or something.
She didn't want to swallow so I launched a volley of salt rockets square at her mug.
by The Reverend Floater August 25, 2004
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Glock Rocket

Someone who plays video games online and their main objective is to piss other players off to the point where they want to rip their own pubes out. They do this by doing annoying things such as n00b tubing, stabbing, using rocket launchers, camping, or running around with pistols.
I hate when a Glock Rocket camps at our spawn points!!!
by CallMeACamper November 22, 2010
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Rocket Farts

Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...

A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
Man, those bong rips gave me killer rocket farts bro. My ass is on fire and I think I shit myself.
by white1widow March 1, 2020
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Johnny Rocket

when a person takes a bottle either full or empty and places it on their testicles while holding it in place then sits down then leans back then takes the bottom of their foot then strikes it on the top of the bottle to hit their testicles
my friends dared me to give myself a a Johnny rocket and my balls hurt so bad
by smoke_detector July 24, 2014
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