Paternal-Paparazzi

A father (or mother: see maternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of his kids no matter what they are doing.

That father is always taking pictures of his kids at the park like he is a member of the paternal-paparazzi.

by bigsky March 8, 2009

petergreeter

a small child who is not paying any attention and walks into one's penis while in a store,flea market or large gathering.

John> I was walking through the store yesterday when this little petergreeter came around the corner not paying any attention and ran right into my crotch.

by Caveman Dave May 8, 2009

peter mullet

a woman that jumps from dick to dick

that girl must be a peter mullet cause, she leaves the bar with a different guy each night.

by Peter Solong July 5, 2009

Peter Hume

Member of the New Zealand band Evermore.
Gorgeous, friendly, awesome.

Peter Hume is Brother of Dann and Jon Hume

by masduf August 3, 2009

Paternus

Possessing a phallic and/or pattern like quality

"After a long night of rough gay sex and molly wops, Renaldo's face was looking quite paternus."

by jerbangladesh January 25, 2010

Petering

When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.

*ate 3/4 pancakes*

Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"

Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"

by Morning_wood August 20, 2013

peter parker pussy

When a women who is not attractive has you caught up in that pussy where you can't leave like a fly caught in a web, that's that peter parker pussy.

I haven't seen my friend in so long because that bitch has peter parker pussy.

by Cupcakessxo February 2, 2014