the poop theory

The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.

the poop theory is the theory on poop

Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.

by N.S2 February 19, 2023

Poop Swiggle

A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.

During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr

by Poop Swiggleton May 21, 2013

seagle poop

slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman.

Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night?
James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas.

by jj brown January 9, 2008

I'd poop on that.

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.

-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-

by JefferyAdams March 6, 2011

Poop-Dicka

Shit head ass mf

This Poop-Dicka stole my wallet

Poop-Dicka ass bish stole my girl

by Jawnson2 October 29, 2020

Poop Apnea

Poop Apnea is a bowel movement disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in breathing during a bowel movement which can last up to 30 seconds. They are presumably due to the act of pushing to assist the bowels. Sometimes the apnea, or pause in breathing, is accompanied by a grunting sound, but the most common indication of poop apnea is the loud exhale and subsequent (also loud) inhaling during or after the bowel movement.

This person in the stall next to me needs to have their poop apnea checked out. I find myself listening for them to inhale again and wondering is this the day they stop breathing and I have to call 911.

by lemmiewinks September 26, 2012

tape poop

The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.

{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:

And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.

I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.

by Telephony October 3, 2020