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polish stallion

humble alpha male that knows a lot but does not say a lot. Likes to keep things to him self and has made it into a high position in life in various different ways
J: omg look at him

T: who is that?
J: everyone calls hun the polish stallion
by redsmit September 4, 2022
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Polish bloke

Polish bloke is a guy that eats drinks and breaths vodka and pierogi

this man cant be stopped

he is the polish bloke
Person1: woooo calm down mate i think you drank enough

Person2: Co ty kurwa pierdolisz
Person1: Ohhhhh your a polish bloke
by menelowy September 8, 2022
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pollavieja

Literallyold dick” or “old penis” it’s a spanish expresion which defines a creepy old dude witch old ideas about manhood.
This guy thinks machismo is a compliment, what a pollavieja
by Otto Von Bismark January 17, 2023
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Polish Pete

Whose that attractive large chap driving the coach ? OH that Polish Pete he's a Fucking Legend!!!!!!
by Meatypt February 2, 2023
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Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."
by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023
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Polish stalker

I had a really bizarre and frightening experience when I traveled to the UK in Europe. Of course I ran into some Polish people who kept stalking and pestering me and wouldn’t leave me alone.

For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)

I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)

Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?

So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)

Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
It was a really awkward and creepy experience. Bizarre. These Polish people wouldn’t mind their own business, and didn’t seem to understand that maybe I was scared of them. (They are lucky I didn’t report them for harassment/stalking and impersonating a cop.)

I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.

I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.

These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”

Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.

(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)

I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
by Death Menace September 17, 2023
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polish burrito

This occurs when a woman's vulva is the recipient of a creampie while suffering from a yeast infection during menstruation.
"What's that smell?"

"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."
by Dr. Clits October 19, 2023
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