Dece Police

The word you say when you see a girl who is good looking but not over the top hot.

Guy 1: Hey check out that girl shes decent.
Guy 2: Call the Dece Police!

by CamWhill Fweindel September 2, 2010

choch police

An amazing task force that defends this great land of the choch's that are invested everywhere

Those choch's are attacking, I look there's the choch police we're saved.

by Dibo BAGGINS January 9, 2014

kharma police

Based off of the radiohead song the kharma police are spiritual police officers who roam the earth dishing out punishment for those who have done misdeeds and rewarding those who have done good or kind deeds.

1. Come out of a restaurant to find your car has been crapped on by 1000's of seagulls you say "Damn, the Kharma police got me!"

by doug_soup March 9, 2014

typo police

or Grammar Police
Annoying guy that keep reminds you every typo you make.
Pretty commun on twitter.

twitter user about the typo police: Oops, there's a typo in my last tweet. I noticed it. DON'T ATTACK ME, SPELL CHECK POLICE.

by annowed July 4, 2014

Murder police

Homecide Detective

I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police

by AlilADwillDoYa October 7, 2016

Sagnock police

In charge of writing tickets to aby and bad people

The sagnock police wrote a ticket and she did not attend saggy court

by sagnock police February 9, 2017

receipt police

A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry

Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah

by Turtlepawed July 5, 2017