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pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.
Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.
by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023
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pineapple plump

"Wow look at the fucken pineapple plump over there at panda express"
by Feggt July 27, 2016
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Pineapple Hairs

The leafy part on the top of a pineapple. Word first used by Anix.
That pineapple has pineapple hairs on the top.
by Toxicsyd June 16, 2020
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Pineapple Fanta

Something that you can't fathom existing, but you are oddly drawn too
I can't believe Pineapple Fanta exists, it sounds awful, I need to try it.
by IAlsoHateTheBeatles January 19, 2024
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Pineapple

Hey Elly! you're a pineapple!
by pineapple3000 May 27, 2021
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Pineapples

A tropical fruit with with a big rigid top
Gary uses pineapples for personal pleasure on lonely nights.
by Lalabbygurl June 9, 2018
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pineapples

pineapples is the thing that you shove up your asshole when your pregnant
person 1: hey what are pineapples? person 2: there things that you shove up your ass when your pregnant
by bigdaddy37802193 February 5, 2018
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