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fudge packer

A man who like to take it up the talepipe.
Bob is the biggest fudge packer I've ever seen.
by Jimmy O tool October 16, 2003
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fudge packer

A machine used in the O Henry bar factory, which inserts THAT BIG CHUNK OF FUDGE in the middle.
Oh no, the fudge packer broke down! Stop the conveyor!
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pecker monger

one who sells peckers for a profit
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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peckerwood

In the motion picture "The Onion Field," starring James Woods and Franklyn Seales, the two actors play white-and-black convicts. At one point, Seales (as black Jimmy) says of Woods (as white Greg): "Lowdown, no-'count peckerwood."

Later in the film, black Jimmy gives white Greg as rousing blowjob.
"Fuckin' peckerwood, that white devil."
by Joey Buffalo May 28, 2020
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Hot as a Three Peckered Billy Goat

Some one or something over excited, agressive, or very attractive.
That girl is hot as a three peckered billy goat.
by Tim Mullen January 27, 2010
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Green Bay Packers

The real America's Team.

Cowboys fans seem to think 5 super bowls is so fantastic and un-matched, but the Packers actually have 7 championships, 3 are superbowls, the remaining 4 were from before the superbowl was created. Also 3 of those 4 NFL Championships were consecutive. The Packers paved the way by winning not only the first superbowl, but the second as well. The Vikings claim to have the greatest fans in the world, but actually, the Pack has sold out every game for 23 straight years. People are even willing to go to jail for three months for a pair of season tickets. Brett Favre has never missed a start for over 12 years. He has recorded over 200 consecutive starts, not including playoffs. I was fortunate enough to see that game on my first ever trip to a Packer game, watching the Pack Enilate The Rams in sub-zero temp's. The pack has won their divison for three straight years, but due to a weakening secondary, that will probably end this year. Vince Lombardi, whom the Super Bowl trophy was named after, coached the Pack in the 50's. Unlike the "America's Team" Cowboys, the Pack still have consistantly make the playoffs. The Packers aren't owned by some rich-fuck owner, but by the city of Green Bay, everyone owns a piece of the Packers. When the Packers pick apart the Vikings in the NFC North, the Vikings fans just start to belt out some thing pathetic like this: "Wisconsan is have a hole bunch ov redneks."
cowboy fan: "Dude the 'boys are america's team"

Me: "Shut the fuck up you known-nothing loser, the Pack is America's Team!"

Vikings Fan: "Randy Moss Randy Moss PURPLE PRIDE"

Me: "Oh wow you <had> a crack-head interity-lacking loser reciever, oh but now he's in Oakland, what do you have now? Besides, purple is a gay color anyways. Oh yeah I forgot you "true outdoorsman" minnesotians play indoors like a couple of fucking pussies."

Bears fan: "Walter Peyton, sweetness."

Me: "Wow."
by Rice Hater December 11, 2006
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peckertracks

a conjunction of the words pecker and tracks, means the same as pecker tracks,peckertrails- , trace of sperm left somewhere
the ignorant buffoon threw his wife over the dinner table and shagged her wildly and wiped his peckertracks on the curtains
by yoki karioake July 10, 2009
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