oh jesus no! i have packafudgeaphobia
by Brian Smith December 3, 2004
Get the packafudgeaphobia mug.For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.
Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:
Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.
Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".
Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.
Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".
by Sally Griffin September 14, 2008
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1. The act of carrying a firearm on one's person.
2. When a person is well-endowed. Male: Used when referring to a man who has a large penis. Female: Used when referring to a woman who has large and shapely breasts and/or a large and shapely ass.
2. When a person is well-endowed. Male: Used when referring to a man who has a large penis. Female: Used when referring to a woman who has large and shapely breasts and/or a large and shapely ass.
by The Cracka Atacka December 30, 2009
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Get the pack mug.The Green Bay Packers professional football team is an abomination of human endeavor that has sucked, sucks presently, and will continue to suck for all eternity.
9-10-2006: Chicago Bears 26, Green Bay Packers 0. Packers suck.
12-25-2005: Chicago Bears 24, Green Bay Packers 17. Packers suck.
12-4-2005: Chicago Bears 19, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
12-7-1980: Chicago Bears 61, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
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12-25-2005: Chicago Bears 24, Green Bay Packers 17. Packers suck.
12-4-2005: Chicago Bears 19, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
12-7-1980: Chicago Bears 61, Green Bay Packers 7. Packers suck.
et cetera, et cetera...
by Brandon P October 6, 2006
Get the Packers Suck mug.The act of placing marijuana into a PB or popper bottle for smoking. The marijuna is generally packed into a tight little ball and then forcefully shoved into the end of the metal tube attched to the PB.
I have to pack a p before I go out and smoke more.
Man, you packed that p so tight we're gonna get ripped!
Man, you packed that p so tight we're gonna get ripped!
by purebliss February 11, 2006
Get the pack a p mug.A term known mainly in Hawaii, meaning having someone ride on the handle bars of a bike and someone else steering the bike.
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