Cheese pants 

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.

1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*

Cheese pants by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007

Explosions in my Pants 

See band: Explosions in the Sky

(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)

Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.

Explosions in my Pants by Zenigma December 13, 2009

bag of pants 

Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

"Sorry we haven't got any."
"Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."

bag of pants by Fridgemagnet June 27, 2005

Draney Pants 

Wearing Basketball shorts lower than the waist, so they drop to your ankles.

dude! look at that guy and his draney pants!! you can see his underwear!

Draney Pants by thepersonplaceorthing February 8, 2010

Shanny-Pants

Shanny-pants is a nickname for someone who is probably one of the coolest people you will ever meet. Said coolest person's name is most likely Shannon. They also have cool pants.

"Hey! Shanny-pants, wanna go see a movie tonight?"

Shanny-Pants by Shanny-Pants January 18, 2009

Hopeful pants 

Pants that might fit after dieting.

These are my hopeful pants. They might fit after I start working out.

Hopeful pants by Daily Deadline June 29, 2006

Buffet Pants 

Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.

random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!

you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.

random family member: You are such a fat lard.

Buffet Pants by shortyjordy January 19, 2009