Panty Pudding

The mixture of bodily fluids that accumulate in the panties after sex

"I need to change my panties. They're filled with PANTY PUDDING."

by K4Kutie September 16, 2021

Panty Brag

Immediately telling your friends about a sexual experience, usually involving adding details that didn’t happen.

Jake couldn’t wait more than 5 minutes before panty bragging to his teammates about hooking up with Lisa. He said they went all the way, but Lisa said they just made out.

by HM2013 December 1, 2024

Panty Surprise

The opposite of a "Dick Pic". When a woman sends unsolicited lewd pictures without warning.

When a woman sends scandalous pictures

"Brandi caught me off guard with her Panty Surprise in the middle of my work meeting! "

by Noxim19 December 19, 2024

pantisizing

Holding an unrealistic hope of finding a pair of pants that would fit after a seven course dinner.

He continued his pantisizing through his seven course dinner.

by Word Butcher July 2, 2025

Panty warrior

a Chad who women surrender their panties to

Did you see all those women throwing their panties on the stage for that panty warrior?

by Panty warrior August 28, 2025

Panty Anarchy

Okay, but if Panty Anarchy was real, I'd literally do ANYTHING for her! Like, name a task, and consider it done! I'm talking ride-or-die loyalty because her confidence and unapologetic attitude are just EVERYTHING. Seriously, I'd be her personal stylist, wingman, emotional support system – you name it! It's not even creepy; it's just pure, unadulterated admiration for a queen who knows how to live her life to the fullest. Panty, if you were real, just know you'd have a whole army of us ready to support your every move! i would die for her i freak out everytime i open pinterest bc she is all over it i see her in my dreams i see her in my day dreams i see her when i close my eyes i think about her all the time i love her i would do anything for her but leave her alone i want everything about her i dont know if i wanna be her or be with her i want both i want her to do whatever she wants w me thats my girl the baddie bae herself god fuck me woman i love you i love you i love Panty

townsfolk: OMG IS THAT THE ANGEL OF LUST?
Panty Anarchy: repent motherfucker!

by CamCamPruitt October 1, 2025

panties report

When a bunch of douche bags that have been telling you what color your underwear is LITERALLY while you walk down the road because its how security tech is SUPPOSED to be used, you stop wearing them, they get mad because they can't steal them and sell them to a prison. Basically, due to laser technology (something that does so many things there still isn't a limit yet) you get to be harassed but the same ones that ruin your life every single fucking time. on your 30th birthday they told you "no one wants old stem cells, so enjoy the next couple of ears because god knows we won't let you get married and the rest is cancer" --you enjoy you're time knowing they aren't lying because these are the people that have lasers in life. THEN they send a panties report, hopefully 700 pairs were enough because last run 699 barely made it. That honeydew list, makes me wanna get a melon baller and do it myself.

The panties police have a new schedule, my dad got a panties report the other day, perfect, stay inside from 4-10 or you'll be jail bait. If you look too nice, "you deserve it" and they don't stop till you believe it.

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025