Google translate

Something that’s supposed to be used to translate text between languages but then screws everything up.

Person one: what’s google translate?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?

by bored person on urban dictiona September 26, 2020

Fuck Google

These ballsy ass motherfuckers at google headquarters said my sonic ROM was a dangerous download, now i cant even play sonic with my dick in my hand i need naked rouge mod so bad. these mfs be trippin, bezos need to get his shit together fr, and elon musk a whole ass rat bruh onm.

fuck google nigga

by my dick hurts a lot January 15, 2023

google degree

a degree that is achieved by an individual that has gained knowledge, in their desired area of expertise, by "googling" all information in a specific area of expertise.

Basit from Pakistan is of no help because he only holds a google degree in IT.

by rlmhandle January 15, 2015

Google Spell

The exact combination of search terms that will "magically" return the web page you were looking for.

"How'd you find that? I was searching on similar, but different terms!"
"You got to have the right Google Spell to make the magic happen."

by cojsl September 22, 2011

According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.

1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.

by valleymd September 23, 2012

Mouth Google

The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.

Hey Mic C, Mouth Google toilet paper cannon.

by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016

Google Crime

The act of forwarding, supporting, or otherwise encouraging the spread of information on social media without even the most cursory of internet searches to check the validity of the information.

Did you hear that Liam Neeson is actually 400 years old and was originally elected to be our first president but George Washington sabotaged the results?

Dude, what?

Yeah, I saw it on the internet so it's probably true.
Stop committing Google Crimes and look things up before you post.

by Sooook it! June 5, 2015